As I wake up, I think "What the hell was I drinking last night", then I quickly remember I have no memories, wonder how I remembered that if I have no memories, why am I Kangaskhan, and why did the Government take my baby. As I break down in tears, I notice a shiny phallus-like object nearby, and attempt to eat it.
Hold on, you replied to my first post. Now I don't know what I'm gambling on. I forget what my next plan to take on the Machomp was. Was it to take out the tyres supporting the truck?
You parade the bloody stuff in your pouch while stepping past the Machoke. It goes like "Yeegh!", you throw some in his face, and then the truck topples over him.