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As I wake up, I think "What the hell was I drinking last night", then I quickly remember I have no memories, wonder how I remembered that if I have no memories, why am I Kangaskhan, and why did the Government take my baby. As I break down in tears, I notice a shiny phallus-like object nearby, and attempt to eat it.

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:iconnaughtybudgie:
I attempt to shock Machoke by showing him the bits of human carcass I have in my pouch!
:iconjrjay:
Gruesome! Okay, how much do you gamble on that?
:iconnaughtybudgie:
Hold on, you replied to my first post. Now I don't know what I'm gambling on. I forget what my next plan to take on the Machomp was. Was it to take out the tyres supporting the truck?
:iconjrjay:
Sorry. You already blasted the truck's tires and it's toppling. You're attempting to gross out the Machoke so you can get past and out of the way.
:iconnaughtybudgie:
Yes. Show him some human carcass to distract him. I gamble... what am I actually gambling? Some invisible currency? EXP?
:iconjrjay:
Yes, something like that. It's influence over what happens.
:iconnaughtybudgie:
How much invisible currency do I have?
:iconjrjay:
You currently have 14 points.

You can check the forum topic to see the history.
:iconjrjay:
You parade the bloody stuff in your pouch while stepping past the Machoke. It goes like "Yeegh!", you throw some in his face, and then the truck topples over him.

All right, you got 15 points now!

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