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~NaughtyBudgie May 31, 2009, 11:08:00 PM
As I wake up, I think "What the hell was I drinking last night", then I quickly remember I have no memories, wonder how I remembered that if I have no memories, why am I Kangaskhan, and why did the Government take my baby. As I break down in tears, I notice a shiny phallus-like object nearby, and attempt to eat it.

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~NaughtyBudgie Jul 5, 2009, 7:16:38 PM
He's gone. Now look for a suitable airplane or flying type pokemon.
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*JRJay Jul 6, 2009, 12:32:45 PM
Nothing with wings around... only a truck.
There's a ruckus being made from wherever that guy ran off to...
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~NaughtyBudgie Jul 6, 2009, 8:45:21 PM
Quick! TO THE TRUCKMOBILE!
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*JRJay Jul 7, 2009, 4:32:12 AM
You dash to the truck, rip off the door, and jump it. Now you're stuck. At least you didn't pick the other seat, that would be really cramped with those handles and big round thing.
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~NaughtyBudgie Jul 7, 2009, 10:16:11 PM
Hmm... This calls for careful consideration. Wait for people to come.
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*JRJay Jul 8, 2009, 1:23:39 PM
People are coming. It sounds a bit hectic. You catch a few things. "...go beat it down..." "...what it did to..." "...tranquilizer gun..."
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~NaughtyBudgie Jul 8, 2009, 9:20:04 PM
Wait until they are surrounding the truck.
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*JRJay Jul 9, 2009, 9:01:33 AM
You look behind you and see the grinning face of a Machoke. It grabs your tail and pulls you out of the truck. Then it leisurely cracks its knuckles, in preparation of beating you up.
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~NaughtyBudgie Jul 9, 2009, 7:29:37 PM
Well, my plan relied on my being in said truck. So, plan B: Launch a hyperbeam at the two tyres on my side of the truck, Completely obliterating them, and leap out of the way.
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*JRJay Jul 10, 2009, 12:00:35 PM
You blast away the lower side of the truck, and it starts to topple. You want to leap aside, but the Machoke won't let you!

You want to get past him before the truck comes crashing down? Machoke is a nasty opponent, it's a Normal test a -2.
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