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~NaughtyBudgie May 31, 2009, 11:08:00 PM

As I wake up, I think "What the hell was I drinking last night", then I quickly remember I have no memories, wonder how I remembered that if I have no memories, why am I Kangaskhan, and why did the Government take my baby. As I break down in tears, I notice a shiny phallus-like object nearby, and attempt to eat it.

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~NaughtyBudgie Jun 12, 2009, 9:26:26 PM

20 dollars.

*JRJay Jun 13, 2009, 12:41:36 AM

You just set the exchange rate of six points to 20 dollars!

The jar explodes when it hits one of the men in the face. He's thrown back, crashes into the wall behind him, and slumps to the ground. The other is stunned, covered in bits of glass, blood, and blue snot...

You gained a point!

~NaughtyBudgie Jun 13, 2009, 5:54:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Now, I use Take Down on the bars of the cage.

*JRJay Jun 14, 2009, 4:09:23 AM

I guess it's clear that requires a test, and I'll just assume you gamble max unless you say otherwise. So...

You violently throw yourself against the bars. It hurts, but the bars bend. You do it again, this time going straight through, blowing open the cage, and hitting the ground just in front of the remaining labcoat. "That's impossible! Impossible!" he yells.

Way to go! 14 points total.

~NaughtyBudgie Jun 19, 2009, 1:59:45 AM

How is the labcoat talking? I thought labcoats were clothes.

*JRJay Jun 19, 2009, 2:58:44 AM

It's slang for a generic person wearing such a coat. In this case, the stunned, blood- and snot-splattered one.

~NaughtyBudgie Jun 19, 2009, 6:32:40 PM

Ooh. I'm pretty sure my baby was a carnivore. Put him in my inventory.

~NaughtyBudgie Jun 19, 2009, 6:32:45 PM

Ooh. I'm pretty sure my baby was a carnivore. Put him in my inventory.

*JRJay Jun 21, 2009, 1:17:59 PM

You pick him up and experiment a bit. Soon you realize three things: the doesn't fit in your pouch, he doesn't sit still, and he doesn't keep quiet...