As I wake up, I think "What the hell was I drinking last night", then I quickly remember I have no memories, wonder how I remembered that if I have no memories, why am I Kangaskhan, and why did the Government take my baby. As I break down in tears, I notice a shiny phallus-like object nearby, and attempt to eat it.

Because your memory works now, you from now on remeber that you have no memories from before you remembered anything!

Your baby is indeed gone, while you're sure you should have one, which is cause for great concern.

You just ate a complete Pokémon food dispenser unit.

Now you realise that you're in a big cage in a large, dark room.

Welcome to the game, momma!

You're a Kangaskhan, so your type is Normal
You start with 12 points and a Normal skill of +0. You can add up to three additional skills at any time.

You don't evolve, but you get stronger by violently protecting your baby, or just beating up strong Pokémon in general. You need to do that ten times to advance a stage.

Well, this cage is certainly an interior design nightmare! I'll have to rectify this!

Do I have any coloured liquid-ish substances in my pouch? Preferably deep blue? It would go great with the dark walls.

You have a jar of blue snot, which is your baby's favorite toy...

MY BABY! WHERE'S MY BABY?!

If I hold the blue snot outside of the cage bars, maybe my baby will come to me!

THAT HAS TO FUCKING WORK. I DO THAT.

Your baby should've come running for the snot, but this time it doesn't...

But a door does open on the far side of the room. Two people in white labcoats enter. They're talking, but you can't hear them.

Shout at them "GOVERNMENT TOOK MAH BABY!"

It appears that, to them, you're making nothing buy angry-monster noise. You can kind-of comprehend what they are saying though, as they get closer.

"...noise! Wiping didn't help for sure. Why are we keeping her around?" says one. The other replies "Higher-ups want an ace up their sleeve. In case control of the subject is lost. You know."

Throw the blue snot at the two men.

Are you throwing with the intention to hit them? If so let's have a Normal test to see if it lands! How much do you gamble on that?