
You're a Pokémon participating in a Cool contest. You've got one shot at winning.
Tell me, briefly, in a reply to this journal:

What Pokémon are you (species, gender, and name)?

What single move are you using?

What makes you so cool?

How much hubris do you have (on a scale from zero to five)?
(Hubris is excessive pride or self-confidence.)Here's the deal:
I'll roll six-sided dice equal to one plus your hubris.

Do I see at least a single one? You succed! You get a ribbon.

Otherwise, you fail! You're not good enough, you do not get a ribbon.

If you fail and I see a six, you screw up badly. It won't be pretty.
I'll describe how it plays out, in a reply to your comment.
When I'm done with this contest, I'll post the Pokémon with the
lowest total score for each of the three categories. Perhaps I'm gonna draw them too, depends on the turnout.

Succeded with best score? You're best of show!

Failed with best score? You're crowd favorite!

Screwed up badly with best score? You're a public disgrace!

Let's see who enters this contest...