Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?

deviantART

:+fav:
 
:iconjrjay:

*JRJay

Watch those Pokeballs!
ProfileGalleryPrintsFavesJournal

You're a Pokémon in a Smart contest...

Wed May 13, 2009, 2:06 AM
:w00t: It's time for the fourth contest! The previous were Cool, Cute, and Tough.

:pokeball: You're a Pokémon participating in a Smart contest. You've got one shot at winning!

Tell me, briefly, in a reply to this journal:

:bulletpurple: What Pokémon are you (species, gender, and name)?
:bulletpurple: What single move are you using?
:bulletpurple: What makes you so smart?
:bulletpurple: How much hubris do you have (on a scale from zero to five)?

(Hubris is excessive pride or self-confidence.)

You either succeed and get a ribbon, fail, or screw up badly.

I'll describe how it plays out, in a reply to your comment.

At the end of the contest there will be three honorable mentions:

:omfg: If you got a ribbon, you might become best of show.
:) If you failed, you might become crowd favorite.
:noes: If you screwed up badly, you might become a public disgrace.

:star: Honerable mentions of the Tough contest

:omfg: Best of Show: ~PurpleTartan
Stone Cold the Venusaur. He smashed a hooligan Charizard with a massive tree.

:) Crowd favorite: No one!

:noes: Public disgrace: ~NocturnalMoonWolf
Lizzie B. the Persian. She disgraced all Classy Cat Pokémon by choking on her own roar.

:? If you want to know the details of the game, check out the mechanics. But it's not required reading.
  • Mood: Artistic

Devious Comments

love 0 0 joy 0 0 wow 0 0 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:iconsaiyuri-chan66:
I'm an uber-nerdy boy Sableye named Eugene. XD I'm using Confusion. What makes me so smart is the fact that I have won so many Brain Bowls, my head is ginormous. I have 5 hubris. Kehehe.

--
=D Call me Yume~!
--
I'm #11 Xharsa in ~OrganizationInfin
--
"Kick reality to the curb, and do the impossible!!" ~ Kamina from Gurren Lagann
:iconjrjay:
:noes: Eugene gets on stage, a Sableye with a head like a giant bowling ball. As he starts to work his mental muscles, all blood rushes to his head, inflating it more and more, until it explodes in a shower of brains and gems. You're actually so smart you can function without a head, but stumbling around blindly doesn't make a very intelligent impression.

You screw up badly with 24 points.
:iconfoureyedalien:
It was actually ~NocturnalMoonWolf who was the public digrace in the tough contest, I was the disgrace for the cute contest :giggle: I suppose you forgot to change the name?

I'll enter this as well. :D
I'm a Cactune named Crow. I'll be using Needle arm to show off, since I have a hubris 4. =)

--
:pokeball:Check out my Pokémon sculptures here!:pokeball:
[link]
:heart:All of them are smaller than six inches and made by hand without molds or paint!:heart:
:iconjrjay:
Hey, I screwed up. Sorry. Thanks for pointing that out!

:omfg: The main judge is looking for the next contestant, because she's not showing. Just as he gives up and returns to his seat, the judge gets a spiky hug from behind by Crow the Cacturne! The audience roars with laughter and cheer your smart trickery.

You succeeded with 16 points.
:iconfoureyedalien:
No problem! :D

I had no idea I was that smart :omfg:

--
:pokeball:Check out my Pokémon sculptures here!:pokeball:
[link]
:heart:All of them are smaller than six inches and made by hand without molds or paint!:heart:
:iconjrjay:
;p You got the smarts! Let's see if you've got the looks too, in the next contest.
:iconsaiyuri-chan66:
XXD!!! lol

--
=D Call me Yume~!
--
I'm #11 Xharsa in ~OrganizationInfin
--
"Kick reality to the curb, and do the impossible!!" ~ Kamina from Gurren Lagann
:iconpurpletartan:
I'm a crobat called Jade and the move i'll use will be sludge bomb! gotta love that move! :D

My hubris is 4, I'm quite confident in my abilities!!

--
... And if you're not down with that, then we all got TWO WORDS FOR YA! SUCK IT!!! :boogie:
:iconjrjay:
:noes: Jade swoops down on the stage and devastates all other contestants with a barrage of sludge bombs. That'll show who's smartest! The Crobat goes for another bombing run, just to make her point absolutely clear. It is then that you notice you've laid waste to the wrong stage. It's the beginner's level beauty contest! While that's funny as hell, it isn't very smart...

You screw up badly with 19 points.

Site Map