
You're a Pokémon participating in a Cool contest. You've got one shot at winning.
Tell me, briefly, in a reply to this journal:

What Pokémon are you (species, gender, and name)?

What single move are you using?

What makes you so cool?

How much hubris do you have (on a scale from zero to five)?
(Hubris is excessive pride or self-confidence.)Here's the deal:
I'll roll six-sided dice equal to one plus your hubris.

Do I see at least a single one? You succed! You get a ribbon.

Otherwise, you fail! You're not good enough, you do not get a ribbon.

If you fail and I see a six, you screw up badly. It won't be pretty.
I'll describe how it plays out, in a reply to your comment.
When I'm done with this contest, I'll post the Pokémon with the
lowest total score for each of the three categories. Perhaps I'm gonna draw them too, depends on the turnout.

Succeded with best score? You're best of show!

Failed with best score? You're crowd favorite!

Screwed up badly with best score? You're a public disgrace!

Let's see who enters this contest...
Devious Comments
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° 3° You, sir, are out of order!
What Pokémon are you Latian the brown latios
What single move are you using? Cyber Wave
What makes you so cool? i am a latios that gaind cosmic power when i was exposed to an exploding galexy
How much hubris do you have (on a scale from zero to five)? a hubri is a what?
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member of the ~Eon-Family-Club
and the ~Order-of-Crystoldia
and also the: *latiasos-fc
and don' for get: *ChuFamily-FanClub
last but not least: =EeveeFanClub
but also: ~Gardevoir-Club
and: *Gardevoirs-Sanctuary
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You never really do know where your mind is capable of taking you until you let it drift on it's own.
You say you're Fluffy, a female Eevee. You're going to use the move "Focus Energy". You're so cool because you're wearing dark sunglasses. You're full of hubris, so you have 5.
So I roll 1+5 six-sided dice. I get the following results: 1, 3, 3, 4, 5, and 6. There's a 1 among them, so you succeed! Your total score is 22.
So I describe something like how you're getting all pumped, being so damn cool in your sunglasses. The judges agree, so you get a ribbon. Yay you!
That's it.
Of course it's just an example. You could also fail or screw up badly. That's the thrill.
What's a hubris?
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° 3° You, sir, are out of order!
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member of the ~Eon-Family-Club
and the ~Order-of-Crystoldia
and also the: *latiasos-fc
and don' for get: *ChuFamily-FanClub
last but not least: =EeveeFanClub
but also: ~Gardevoir-Club
and: *Gardevoirs-Sanctuary
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You never really do know where your mind is capable of taking you until you let it drift on it's own.
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